Memoirs Of A SiaoKia

Have been seeing this meme spreading like virus in the blogsphere, so I thought I will sure kena one day. Yesterday was the day. Thanks to Che-Cheh.

Here goes :-

4 Jobs I’ve Had In My Life
(I worked 12 different jobs in the past 8 years, both part and full time. Let me pick those special ones.)

• J2ME Software Developer
• Harddisk Factory Operator (12 hours shift.)
• Night Shift Cyber Cafe Cashier (was playing CS all night long, til 6am.)
• Wine Sales Assistant (since then, I fell in love with wine.)

4 Movies I Could Watch Over & Over

• A Chinese Odyssey Part1-Pandora’s Box
• A Chinese Odyssey Part2-Cinderella (every time watching these two also ROFLMAO.)
• The Passion Of The Christ (though I’m not a Christian.)
• Armageddon

4 TV Shows I Love(d) To Watch
(I don’t like to watch TV actually.)

• Fear Factor
• National Geographic (not really a show.)
• Animal Planet (not really a show too.:P)
• Guess Guess Guess

4 Places Where I’ve Lived

• Setapak, KL
• Ampang, KL
• Sri Gombak, KL
• Penang, still staying here.

4 Places I’ve Been On Vacation To
(Too bad. Have not been to overseas, not even East Malaysia. Pathetic!)

• Skudai, Johor
• Genting
• Cameron Highland
• Port Dickson

4 Places I Would Rather Be

• Japan (because of the tech and kawaii chics there. :P)
• England (what else? Because of football of course!)
• France (because of their wines!)
• Hong Kong (because of the culture.)

4 Of My Favourite Foods

• Self-cooked dry Maggie Mee
• Koo Lou Yok Rice
• McD Burgers
• Satay

4 Websites I Visit Daily

• My Tech Blog
• A Few Selected Forums
• Hotmail, Yahoo Email & GMail
• Soccernet

4 Beautiful People Worth Tagging
(As usual, here are the victims.)

• Liz (because she is hot. kekeke…)
• Ryan (because the fella is so lazy updating his blog.)
• Frendie (because this girl always has nothing to do in the office.)
• Reallybites (because she is so lazy updating her blog too.)

Kao Tim !

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

You just can’t imagine how bad my feeling when I knew the shop in this fucking bad news is actually one of my good friends’ family business!! I just chatted with him half an hour ago and he was extremely sad (I wish I know of another word to describe the utmost sadness in his and his father’s heart). He told me the estimated lost has gone up from the reported RM5 million.

I lost a friend on the first day of 2006, now this fucking one. GOD, please tell me what else will happen in 2006!! It’s only January now!!

I hate to have helpless kinda feeling when anyone beside me needs help. I offered him my full moral support as I knew other than that I can’t really do any better to help him at this point of time. Meanwhile, I can’t go and tell him “Don’t be sad, everything will be okay soon.” too because I know one’s heart will be broken into million pieces in such fucked up situation. How can he not be sad? Heck, he is only 24, and he told me he will settle all these shits by himself. But how? Everything just won’t be fine so soon!!

For those thieves, I hope you get what you deserve for the rest of your lives. You just won’t die in peace, you bastards!!!!! I can be very abusive in cursing but I don’t feel this is the right place.

For GOD, please shed some light to my friend and lead him to overcome all these shits, please. I am so helpless. Please don’t bring any bad news to me anymore, can?

Not a good way to start my new year. Sigh…

It’s meme time again! Che-Cheh sent me a tough task as I need to come out with an essay containing 10 keywords and no repetition of them is allowed. Writing an essay almost kills me, some more with some weird rules. Gah… Don’t know did I step on her Chester’s tail or what?

Anyway, let’s have fun.

The following are the weird rules :-

1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:

- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue

2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
I changed “robot” to “sohai” and “blue” to “red”.

3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it’s not cool, then it won’t get published…
I will try to make it sensible and cool, ok?

4) Send to 5 people.
This time send to some random buddies : Penny, Wingz, Liz, Jason and CLF.
(Do or not nevermind, as long as you happy. )

Here goes my 10 Keywords Punya Essay :-

There were so many incidents happened in the blogsphere recently. The most laughable one must be a sohai get caught red-handed for doing something really stupid. This shameful incident actually has nothing to do with me or so called in Cantonese “river water don’t interfere with well’s”, but because of the person’s wrong doings and super childish behaviour, it’s worth to be mentioned in this meme. (Can’t find an interesting topic, actually :P)

All wrong doings started from creating a hatesite following by the abuse of power as an editor of a well-known blogtal. In case you would like to read more, search in random using Google won’t bring you any useful information. Instead, you should type “xx expose” in Google, then click on the first link and read the post written on January 14th, 2006. (Link is valid at the time of writing this meme.)

People always ask does this childish dumbass have a brain size of a peanut, I do not think so and personally think it’s about the size of a grape. So, next time if this dumbass is planning to launch any cunning plan due to hate, jealous, loneliness or whatever, please tell the dumbass it’s better to give C.Ronaldo a blowjob.

(190 patah perkataan) *Excluding words in ( ).

Disclaimer :
This is just a crappy story that I made for the sake of this meme.

Kao Tim! Hope you all like it.

From the title you know I already kena tagged. So, it’s time to disclose some info of mine.

Here goes some instructions to follow :-
First of all, remove the blog in the no.1 spot from the following list and push everyone up one place. Then add your own blog to the bottom spot.

1. Just passing by
2. dDoinkster Speaks
3. My Doggie Life
4. Che-Cheh (For those who kena my tag, remember this girl.)
5. Sapiens Bryan

Then, answer the following questions :

What was I doing 10 years back :

HmMMm… I was still in high school. Dropped to B class this year but somehow managed to be the top 5 in the class at the end of the year and climbed back to A class. Thanks to all my cooperating classmates who sat beside me during exams. Hehe… It was one of the two most wonderful years in high school. We were making fun of the teacher like instead of saying “老师，早安。” when our Chinese teacher comes into the class, we say “老汉，早安。”, sometimes we even say “老汉，推车!”. We were hopeless. I still remember we were competing whose fart stinks the most in the class, ended up the fella sitting behind me, Malimutu, won with half the class went out of the classroom including the poor Math teacher. Ya, we were that sick 10 years back. In the same year, I started my puppy love and it last for one and a half years only, too bad.

What was I doing 1 year back :

Half way into my Master course, no turning back so have to move on. Started blogging, got to know some nice bloggers too. Oh shit, I can’t really recall anything special last year. Oh GOD!

5 snacks I enjoy…

• 1. Kit Kat
• 2. Oreo
• 3. Corn Flakes
• 4. Mamee
• 5. Pringles Potato Chips

5 songs I know all the lyrics off my head right now…

• 1. Chung Ling Anthem
• 2. Happy Birthday
• 3. Every time I Close My Eyes - Babyface
• 4. 爱，很简单。- David Tao
• 5. Ironic - Alanis Morrissette

5 things I would do if I am a millionaire…

• 1. Invest, reinvest and reinvest again!
• 2. Make myself financially free!
• 3. Get a BMW 5 series. Now I think I can pay a BMW 5 series by cash after reinvesting a few rounds.
• 4. Get a landed property by the seaside of Tanjung Bunga
• 5. Take a trip to Europe and Japan and stay for more than 1 month. Must visit most of the European countries and Japan.

5 bad habits…

• 1. Curse on the road. Only curse, no dangerous driving. :p
• 2. Try to change people’s mindset to follow mine. This is bad!
• 3. Being aggressive on the pitch while playing football.
• 4. Lazy, sometimes.
• 5. Do not take meals at the right time.

5 things I love to do…

• 1. Online. Most of my works are Internet related, so I have to love doing it.
• 2. Playing football, be it indoor or outdoor. I prefer playing outdoor anyway.
• 3. Ponder.
• 4. Window shopping. Can only do this because financially poor.
• 5. Reading. Too bad not reading books, but online articles and posts in forums.

5 things you would never wear, buy or get new again…

• 1. Pink Singlet.
• 2. Solar powered torchlight.
• 3-5. Anything I think not worth the money spent.

5 favourite “toys”…

• 1. My PC.
• 2. My uncle’s laptop.
• 3. My football.
• No more. Ya, my life is kinda boring.

5 things you’d do in 2006

• 1. Earn at least RM3k a month from all income sources by the time I graduate.
• 2. Get a girlfriend. Shit, this is suppose my Xmas wish in 2004.
• 3. Gain weight!
• 4. Draw out a detailed plan for coming 5 years.
• 5. Travel to overseas, at least Singapore or Hong Kong.

Wow~ I’m exhausted. :p

Then you select five people to pass it on:

1. Liz
2. Ryan
3. EY
4. Frostier
5. Frendie
5.1. Peter (Don’t expect from him, I put him here just for the sake of linking him. LoL…)

I can’t believe my new year started with a friend passed away on 1/1/06. Sigh…

A best friend of mine called me this morning and informed me about the bad news. I quickly flipped to the page of the newspaper where the news was reported. In fact, I read the same news before his call but I didn’t realize it was him. I didn’t take a close look at the photo and didn’t read thoroughly about the accident too. I hoped so much the news was not true. He met an accident, banged his bike to a car. I have no idea how it happened, but the accident took my friend’s life away. I was stunned and very sad when I read the bad news.

We were football school team teammates back in secondary school. He used to be the trickery striker playing up front and I was the central midfielder, as usual. We joked, we battled for ball during trainings, we had drinks after matches and we even bet on football results. If I am not mistaken, the last betting I lost was the one I lost RM100 to him in form 3. Ever since then I didn’t bet on football anymore.

I have not met him since SPM, but I heard from a few friends that he married the girl who he has been together with since form 3. What a loyal boyfriend and husband he was. He got a lovely daughter then. Immediately I thought of his wife and daughter after reading the newspaper. I really hope they can walk through this tough period and live a better life ever after. I hope my friend is blessing them from the heaven until they meet again.

I treasure friendship a lot, especially those who really stepped into my life. I will always remember the scenes me and him playing the ball on the pitch. May him rest in peace, my dear friend, Lau Hee Chuan. May GOD bless his wife and daughter everyday.