Memoirs Of A SiaoKia

It’s meme time again! Che-Cheh sent me a tough task as I need to come out with an essay containing 10 keywords and no repetition of them is allowed. Writing an essay almost kills me, some more with some weird rules. Gah… Don’t know did I step on her Chester’s tail or what?

Anyway, let’s have fun.

The following are the weird rules :-

1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:

- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue

2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
I changed “robot” to “sohai” and “blue” to “red”.

3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it’s not cool, then it won’t get published…
I will try to make it sensible and cool, ok?

4) Send to 5 people.
This time send to some random buddies : Penny, Wingz, Liz, Jason and CLF.
(Do or not nevermind, as long as you happy. )

Here goes my 10 Keywords Punya Essay :-

There were so many incidents happened in the blogsphere recently. The most laughable one must be a sohai get caught red-handed for doing something really stupid. This shameful incident actually has nothing to do with me or so called in Cantonese “river water don’t interfere with well’s”, but because of the person’s wrong doings and super childish behaviour, it’s worth to be mentioned in this meme. (Can’t find an interesting topic, actually :P)

All wrong doings started from creating a hatesite following by the abuse of power as an editor of a well-known blogtal. In case you would like to read more, search in random using Google won’t bring you any useful information. Instead, you should type “xx expose” in Google, then click on the first link and read the post written on January 14th, 2006. (Link is valid at the time of writing this meme.)

People always ask does this childish dumbass have a brain size of a peanut, I do not think so and personally think it’s about the size of a grape. So, next time if this dumbass is planning to launch any cunning plan due to hate, jealous, loneliness or whatever, please tell the dumbass it’s better to give C.Ronaldo a blowjob.

(190 patah perkataan) *Excluding words in ( ).

Disclaimer :
This is just a crappy story that I made for the sake of this meme.

Kao Tim! Hope you all like it.