Memoirs Of A SiaoKia

Hi everyone,

I’m gonna get married on 29th this month due to some unforeseen circumstances, or in other words accident lah. I didn’t expect this to happen so fast, fast until I left only 5 days to prepare. I will register on 29th, then only decide what to do next. So, please wish me luck.

Well, I’m sharing some IM conversations with friends who really care about me. I placed a title as such “Gonna get married this 29th, accident ! Wish me the best !” on Yahoo Messenger. Very soon after putting that up, I received my friend’s messsge :-

EnTauBah: what’s wrong with u man?
YoursTruly: accident lah, kanne
YoursTruly: it’s really fucked up
EnTauBah: dun BS lah
YoursTruly: let’s see if I get married on 29th or not loh
EnTauBah: tell me the truth
YoursTruly: serious man !
YoursTruly: for the past few weeks, I din really join u all right?
EnTauBah: yeah/….
EnTauBah: y??
EnTauBah: bz one night stand izit?
YoursTruly: I went to KL to meet my gf there
YoursTruly: before CNY
YoursTruly: then u know, as usual, we did “exercises”
YoursTruly: and she told me last night, she is pregnant ! what the fuck !
YoursTruly: it’s been more than 1 month she din have menstrual period
EnTauBah: ei….seriously…
EnTauBah: dun siao with this subject ok?
YoursTruly: mah hai, bluff u for what?
EnTauBah: r u free to come out to yum char tonight?
YoursTruly: we will only register on 29th, then only decide later
YoursTruly: tonight? I think can kuah …
YoursTruly: fuck man, need to go get a job liao
EnTauBah: make sure u dun play around….
EnTauBah: i call u tonight
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EnTauBah: we are no longer secondary school student lah
EnTauBah: dun have to worry this kinda of stuff….
EnTauBah: ok……
EnTauBah: no bull shit right?
YoursTruly: it’s on 29th this month !! no bull shit !!
EnTauBah: ok…..
YoursTruly: you go ask AnotherEnTauBah, he knew this also
EnTauBah: sui….
EnTauBah: tok to u later…
YoursTruly: okie dokie

While the above conversation were taking place, another friend came to me saying :-

AnotherEnTauBah: u marry??? :-O
YoursTruly: bluff u for what?
AnotherEnTauBah: who is that gal?
YoursTruly: in KL
YoursTruly: for the past few weeks I was not joining u guys, right?
AnotherEnTauBah: so?
AnotherEnTauBah: ur EX?
YoursTruly: I am having a relationship with a KL girl
YoursTruly: no lah, new one
AnotherEnTauBah: why so fast?
YoursTruly: just started in Jan
YoursTruly: then I went to KL before CNY
YoursTruly: mid Jan
AnotherEnTauBah: pregnant also not so fast la
YoursTruly: then u know lah, as usual we did exercises
YoursTruly: kanne, it’s more than 1 month liao ok !
YoursTruly: she tested last night, kena !!
AnotherEnTauBah: this 29???
AnotherEnTauBah: 5 days later?
YoursTruly: her mum cannot wait liao !
YoursTruly: this is so fucked up !
AnotherEnTauBah: :s
AnotherEnTauBah: really ar?
YoursTruly: kanne, bluff u for what?
YoursTruly: shit shit shit …
YoursTruly: we will just register first on 29th
YoursTruly: then only decide later
AnotherEnTauBah: how is that gal?
YoursTruly: not bad, shorter than me
YoursTruly: looks kinda cute
YoursTruly: finishing her Degree in 1 month time, thank GOD !
AnotherEnTauBah:
AnotherEnTauBah: good luck…………………………………………………………………………………….
YoursTruly: thanks dude !!
AnotherEnTauBah: really keng u
YoursTruly: I told this to EnTauBah too, he said come out yam cha tonight
YoursTruly: f*ck lah, you also can be as keng, ok !

After that, even Kahsoon came and asked after seeing my title “Gonna get married on this 29th, wish me please.” on MSN Messenger :-

kahsoon.com Oversoul says: wah u gonna marry?
YoursTruly says: yup, on 29th this month
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: wahlau!
YoursTruly says: fast until I did expect to happen
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: u sure onot????
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: u are same age as me wo
YoursTruly says: no joke ! it’s on this 29th
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: never even hear that u got gf oso
YoursTruly says: but I will only register first
YoursTrulysays: just started in Jan, so fast
YoursTruly says: accident, dude
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: accident?
YoursTruly says: ya loh
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: dont tell me u so lucky kena that
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: but before this i didnt hear u mention u got gf
YoursTruly says: of course kena that only will get married so fast mah
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: haha ic
YoursTruly says: aiyo, got gf di go announce everywhere meh
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: got ur gf pic onot, never see b4
YoursTruly says: I din post it on the web
kahsoon.com Oversoul says: can show in msn?
YoursTruly says: dun wan lah …
YoursTruly says: show for what?
YoursTruly says: later you capture then put in ur blog mah die

I’m so glad so many people actually care for me. If you all wanna come for the marriage registration, please come to the Marriage Registration Center at Komtar 29th floor, on 29th Feb 2006 at 10am, ok?

Hope to see you all there. Cheers!