Memoirs Of A SiaoKia

Yesterday I lao sai, again.
So I decided to go see doctor after a few rounds of shitting sitting in the toilet.

I got nothing to do when I was waiting to go into the doctor’s room, so I look see look see around in the clinic lah.
Suddenly this thing caught my eyes.

Genuine Viagra Outlet

Nah, don’t buy Viagra at the pasar malam, ok? Wanna buy also buy from Certified Genuine Viagra Outlet!

If you can’t see clearly the address of the clinic and wanna know, don’t be shy to ask, ok? Haha…

I love Levi’s Jeans.

But you know lah Levi’s very expensive wan.
So I cannot afford to buy many of those jeans.

A normal Levi’s 501 costs more than RM200 a piece and it looks something like this :

Authentic Levi Strauss & Co. 501

Last night, when I go pasar malam lepak I discovered one of the best ways to own those jeans without spending much is by getting this :

Authentic Lexi Stress & Co. 901

This Authentic Lexi Stress & Co. 901 costs you only RM25!!
See!!! At only 10% of the Levi’s price, you get a similar jeans and it’s authentic!!!

Let me list down what’s so good about Lexi Stress 901 :-

• It has Motorbikes instead of just horses as seen on Levi’s 501.
• 901 is a bigger number than 501, means better lah! Ah boh you think why BMW 8 series sells so much more expensive than 3 series ah!
• It has unlimited stress!! You see the word “unlimited” or not? If you are not stress enough in the office, wear this I assure you very stress everyday!

Now you tell me lah, buy Levi’s 501 better or Lexi’s 901 better?

There are many treasures to be discovered in pasar malam, look see look see you’ll find something to blog about also. Haha…

Me and angel were having dinner at Pulau Tikus Lok Lok there last Monday.

Suddenly I saw someone familiar sitting at the table right in front of me. We both thought we saw Chin Nee!!

This is Chin Nee.

You judge for yourself, you say they both look alike or not?

This is Chin Nee mia clone sister. LoL…

Or is it really you, Chin Nee? LoL…

You say lah, scary or not??

Mt. Kilimanjaro, Tanzania

To see more scary photos, visit here.

People, help save the planet, ok!

I cannot anymore!! Must update liao, if not this blog will be covered by dust. :p

I bought myself a new toy end of last month, below are some pictures I took using it. Click to enlarge, please.

I saw David Beckham and Victoria Beckham (with 2 pigs on her butt)

TAR College bus with number plate 1453

Taiwanese singer Tank came to Gurney Plaza

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