Memoirs Of A SiaoKia

It’s meme time again! Che-Cheh sent me a tough task as I need to come out with an essay containing 10 keywords and no repetition of them is allowed. Writing an essay almost kills me, some more with some weird rules. Gah… Don’t know did I step on her Chester’s tail or what?

Anyway, let’s have fun.

The following are the weird rules :-

1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:

- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue

2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
I changed “robot” to “sohai” and “blue” to “red”.

3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it’s not cool, then it won’t get published…
I will try to make it sensible and cool, ok?

4) Send to 5 people.
This time send to some random buddies : Penny, Wingz, Liz, Jason and CLF.
(Do or not nevermind, as long as you happy. )

Here goes my 10 Keywords Punya Essay :-

There were so many incidents happened in the blogsphere recently. The most laughable one must be a sohai get caught red-handed for doing something really stupid. This shameful incident actually has nothing to do with me or so called in Cantonese “river water don’t interfere with well’s”, but because of the person’s wrong doings and super childish behaviour, it’s worth to be mentioned in this meme. (Can’t find an interesting topic, actually :P)

All wrong doings started from creating a hatesite following by the abuse of power as an editor of a well-known blogtal. In case you would like to read more, search in random using Google won’t bring you any useful information. Instead, you should type “xx expose” in Google, then click on the first link and read the post written on January 14th, 2006. (Link is valid at the time of writing this meme.)

People always ask does this childish dumbass have a brain size of a peanut, I do not think so and personally think it’s about the size of a grape. So, next time if this dumbass is planning to launch any cunning plan due to hate, jealous, loneliness or whatever, please tell the dumbass it’s better to give C.Ronaldo a blowjob.

(190 patah perkataan) *Excluding words in ( ).

Disclaimer :
This is just a crappy story that I made for the sake of this meme.

Kao Tim! Hope you all like it.

From the title you know I already kena tagged. So, it’s time to disclose some info of mine.

Here goes some instructions to follow :-
First of all, remove the blog in the no.1 spot from the following list and push everyone up one place. Then add your own blog to the bottom spot.

1. Just passing by
2. dDoinkster Speaks
3. My Doggie Life
4. Che-Cheh (For those who kena my tag, remember this girl.)
5. Sapiens Bryan

Then, answer the following questions :

What was I doing 10 years back :

HmMMm… I was still in high school. Dropped to B class this year but somehow managed to be the top 5 in the class at the end of the year and climbed back to A class. Thanks to all my cooperating classmates who sat beside me during exams. Hehe… It was one of the two most wonderful years in high school. We were making fun of the teacher like instead of saying “老师，早安。” when our Chinese teacher comes into the class, we say “老汉，早安。”, sometimes we even say “老汉，推车!”. We were hopeless. I still remember we were competing whose fart stinks the most in the class, ended up the fella sitting behind me, Malimutu, won with half the class went out of the classroom including the poor Math teacher. Ya, we were that sick 10 years back. In the same year, I started my puppy love and it last for one and a half years only, too bad.

What was I doing 1 year back :

Half way into my Master course, no turning back so have to move on. Started blogging, got to know some nice bloggers too. Oh shit, I can’t really recall anything special last year. Oh GOD!

5 snacks I enjoy…

• 1. Kit Kat
• 2. Oreo
• 3. Corn Flakes
• 4. Mamee
• 5. Pringles Potato Chips

5 songs I know all the lyrics off my head right now…

• 1. Chung Ling Anthem
• 2. Happy Birthday
• 3. Every time I Close My Eyes - Babyface
• 4. 爱，很简单。- David Tao
• 5. Ironic - Alanis Morrissette

5 things I would do if I am a millionaire…

• 1. Invest, reinvest and reinvest again!
• 2. Make myself financially free!
• 3. Get a BMW 5 series. Now I think I can pay a BMW 5 series by cash after reinvesting a few rounds.
• 4. Get a landed property by the seaside of Tanjung Bunga
• 5. Take a trip to Europe and Japan and stay for more than 1 month. Must visit most of the European countries and Japan.

5 bad habits…

• 1. Curse on the road. Only curse, no dangerous driving. :p
• 2. Try to change people’s mindset to follow mine. This is bad!
• 3. Being aggressive on the pitch while playing football.
• 4. Lazy, sometimes.
• 5. Do not take meals at the right time.

5 things I love to do…

• 1. Online. Most of my works are Internet related, so I have to love doing it.
• 2. Playing football, be it indoor or outdoor. I prefer playing outdoor anyway.
• 3. Ponder.
• 4. Window shopping. Can only do this because financially poor.
• 5. Reading. Too bad not reading books, but online articles and posts in forums.

5 things you would never wear, buy or get new again…

• 1. Pink Singlet.
• 2. Solar powered torchlight.
• 3-5. Anything I think not worth the money spent.

5 favourite “toys”…

• 1. My PC.
• 2. My uncle’s laptop.
• 3. My football.
• No more. Ya, my life is kinda boring.

5 things you’d do in 2006

• 1. Earn at least RM3k a month from all income sources by the time I graduate.
• 2. Get a girlfriend. Shit, this is suppose my Xmas wish in 2004.
• 3. Gain weight!
• 4. Draw out a detailed plan for coming 5 years.
• 5. Travel to overseas, at least Singapore or Hong Kong.

Wow~ I’m exhausted. :p

Then you select five people to pass it on:

1. Liz
2. Ryan
3. EY
4. Frostier
5. Frendie
5.1. Peter (Don’t expect from him, I put him here just for the sake of linking him. LoL…)

Well, since I did not have a personal blog to express my thoughts after almost 6 months I started blogging, so here comes Soul Is Free.

While quite a number of bloggers are going has gone full time blogging to earn a living huge bucks, I foolishly set up this personal blog with no earning potential. I had this decision of blogging for the sake of blogging since around 1 month ago when I started to get closer to a few bloggers who blog about their life, among them are Peter Tan and Reallybites. Thanks.

I have a tech related blog blog, but very seldom you see an article talking about my life, my thought or anything personal. That’s why I hope Soul Is Free will be the place for me to express my feeling.

HmmMm… I think my first post in Soul Is Free serves its purpose though it’s just a short post. Anyway, I’m loving it.

Cheers.