Memoirs Of A SiaoKia

想在部落格(总觉得这三个字怪怪的)用中文很久了，但就是懒惰用拼音来写，会累死。今天心血来潮，就献丑吧。还好是用拼音，如果是用书写方式，我想到明天都还没写毕。毕竟已经很久没写中文了啦！

写了几句始终还是觉得用中文比用英文来得挥发自如。搞不好神来之笔还可能写出一发好文章， 但不会是今天，今天没闲情啦。:p
挥发自如归挥发自如，还是会有词穷的时候，因由从小就没培养阅读小说的习惯。课本都懒惰读了，甭说小说。哈！

其实中文程度还可以更上一层楼的，偏偏中五遇到了超废的华语老师，搞到都无心向学(华语罢了啦)。还记得有天他批评了我的中文，我就回他一句“上梁不正，下梁歪”。榨到他没声出，爽！那时候差不多所有作文公函的署名都是“马恒昌”，“毛衡夺”之类的。搞到他都几肚兰。哈！

好，这篇文章到此为止，算是不错的开始吧。
在此告辞，后会有期。

p/s: If you are using Firefox web browser and the font size is too small, what you need to do is to hold the “Ctrl” key on your keyboard, then use your mouse to scroll downward. This is to switch to larger font size. Fonts in Internet Explorer seems ok. Cheers!

This meme is an old one. Liz tagged me last month but I was very busy with thesis and all (not really lah, just slacking). Promised her to do it, so here it is.

Eight things I want in a perfect lover:

Rules:

- The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover
- Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover
- Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
- Have fun doing it.

1. A girl
Simply because I’m totally straight.

2. No body odor
Reasonable, right?

3. Not dumb
Sorry, I can’t stand people that ask me “why my speaker no sound?” then later find out the speaker cable is not plugged in.

4. No high-pitched voice
I think my tolerance to high-pitched voice is close to zero.

5. Has the initiative to learn new things
The world is changing everyday, once we stop learning, we’ll be left behind.

6. Not arrogant
Rich? Pretty? Intelligent? Capable? Won’t give a damn if she is arrogant and takes things for granted.

7. Sweet voice
I like to listen to voices that can melt my heart. Ivana‘s voice can really do that.

omg! She has the voice of angel! I like!

8. The person that I love for no reason
I used to think we need reason(s) to love a person but then I realized that in fact it’s the feeling that leads us to find all the reason(s). So, when I meet the person that I love for no reason then she will be my perfect lover.

Actually I was having a hard time (spent almost an hour) to think of all 8 points as I don’t have any specific thing I want in a lover, let alone perfect lover. To me, a love relationship shouldn’t involve factors like race, religion, financial strength, etc. That’s it.

ErRrR… I think I’ll just tag ahnee because she gave too many lemons to Jason liao. At least let him know what kind of perfect lover she is lookng for also not bad.

It’s been more than 1 month I didn’t blog at all. Was quite busy last month. Anyway, after clearing 209 spam comments, I’m officially back here.

Why was I away for so long?

That’s because as a professional procrastinator, I only started to do my final year thesis when I had less than 1 month from the due date. Rushing like crazy to submit chapter by chapter to supervisor for review, then do corrections. Repeated the cycle for don’t know how many times before reaching the submission date. Thank GOD I managed to hand in the final draft on time. Phew~

After submitting, I left only the last step from graduating. But we know, life is full of surprises. Due to the inconsistency in communication from the admin office, no one contacted me to inform that they have changed the date for viva voce out of the blue. Viva voce was set to be in between 3^rd to 5^th July but they moved it 1 week early now. I even asked the admin staff there about the viva voce time table when I passed up my thesis on 16^th June and they told me they will either contact us via phone calls or emails. Besides, the official website still showing the old time table. So, because of that I missed my viva voce when I was suppose to be there. I was in total shock when my supervisor called me 5 minutes before my viva session. It was too late for me to present that day. Fortunately enough, the Dean accepted my explanation and allowed me to replace my viva voce session early in the morning at 8:30am the next day. If not, I would have failed my thesis by now.

That’s not the end of this mess up, I left less than 12 hours to prepare my presentation slides and script after been told my new viva session. As a result, I worked on the slides and script until 7am, slept for 30min, then went for the viva after a brief preparation. Somehow, I still managed to watch a World Cup match from 3:30am til 5am at mamak before viva. Work hard, play harder, right!

As expected in the viva session, kena shot until dunno who is my dad. The first question from my examiner was “Where were you yesterday? We all, the examiners and Dean were here waiting for you!“. To save my day, after weighing the pros and cons of course I didn’t argue with her.

So now I just have to do some corrections and submit the final copy of my thesis by 10^th July, I will be graduating from this 2-year course! Besides, I can also enjoy World Cup until the final before starting to plan for the next step.

Ok, this is just a brief highlight of what have I done last month. More will come soon.

Have a nice day, everyone!

A friend sent me a personality test called Draw A Pig.

• You are a realist.
  (Yup, I think I am one.)
• You are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
  (I think it’s true)
• You are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
  (This is so damn true !)
• You are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
  (Yes, no, yes)
• You are a good listener.
  (No doubt!)
• You have a poor sex life.
  ( !! )

How about yours?

Just received this message in friendster few hours ago.

Don’t play play, I tell you! :p